Plasmafunk! | Plasmafunkguy E-mails

It's very nice of you take an interest in our little establisment here. I also appreciate you disposing of the normal "what's up" and "how's it going" type formalities. Forget all that e-mail foreplay, we want to get stragiht to the juicy stuff. Anyways...to answer your questions...4...yes...yes...and you should already know the answer to questions 4 through 6 since you seem like such a loyal reader of our craziness. At the moment, 4 people comprise the group of "Plasmafunk People." On an interesting side note, they all have birthdays in July. (You should remember that for whatever they call Trivial Pursuit twenty years from now. I'm sure we'll all be famous by then.) And in case anyone was wondering, July is officially "Birthday Month" here at Plasmafunk. I'm not sure what that means, but, with a name like that, it's bound to be pretty cool. To continue, yes, we are a (small) society of molemen. Years of staring at computer screens have rendered us quite blind. Being nerds, we have given up on the thought of ever capturing any person of the female persuasion (Unless you know of some hot molewomen we could shack up with...please e-mail us if you do.) and have moved our HQ (headquarters) to the underground. If you are so uneducated as to be unaware of what plasmafunk is, please consult our handy, online source of information for stuff like that. The Plasma Sutra! Right now, us molemen are in hot pursuit of equal rights for molemen such as us. A website is in the works and just recently we got our wonderful town to put a "molemen crossing" on Fifth and Main. Basically, they just put up a sign that says, "Careful! Watch for molemen." It's yellow and they used Luke's silhouette for the black outline on the sign. We're quite excited. I really am glad to see your enthusiastic interest in Plasmafunk, but, I think what the people really "WNAT TO KNOW," is how to spell words correctly. If they need help with that, I suggest that they visit their local library. Anyways, keep the e-mails coming and I shall be more than happy to answer them.