Plasmafunk! | Plasmafunkguy E-mails

First, let me just say that your name is really cool and quite creative. I wish my parents had named me after a fictional detective child. It's too bad they didn't think of it before you. (Or your parents, whichever the case may be) Speaking of my name, I'm Plasmafunkguy, not plasmafunkdude. You had to highlight my name or at least click on my name to e-mail me. I'd think you'd get it right after all that clicking and highlighting action. Heck, I would've figured you'd double-check your letter. But, you obviously didn't, unless you think you spell "just" with an "x." Common grammar mistakes aside, I appreciate you wanting to know more about me. Anyways, as far as what is up, I'm just updating the website and I had a little extra time so I thought I would answer one of our many e-mails for the website. I do have a few hobbies that I like to entertain myself with. I like to collect coins and organize them whenever I can find time. Sometimes I can spend a whole weekend scavenging antique stores for just a few coins that I want. Obviously, I also have the website to keep me busy. The website has been very good for me and I've spent more time thinking about the website and less time thinking about ways to kill myself. Though I don't like to talk about it, I did try to kill myself one time. Fortunately, my neck is bigger than my head. Also, my slickery skin made the rope slip right off. I took quite a tumble and broke my wrist. At least it wasn't my right wrist...that would've been disastrous. On the weekends I occasionally like to go to the clubs and jiggle my jelly on the dance floor. It's really relaxing for me and it gives me a good excuse to grind everyone and everything in sight. (I'm not picky.) I'm also really big into human bowling. My body is just naturally flexible, and nothing excites me more than throwing my body down a bowling lane and colliding with blunt objects. I also like to go in and donate plasma on my various visits to town. I guess it's not that fun, but I do enjoy the feeling I get, knowing that I'm helping other people. The extra cash in my hand feels pretty good, too. I can't really say I have a "significant other" in my life. There's this one chick I've been seeing. She's what I would call plasmarific. In short, she's just wonderful. But, as of right now, I can not say that I have found my "Plasmafunkgirl." Actually, I really have no idea what makes me tick. Maybe it's that girl, or maybe it's just plasma. Unfortunately, I don't know exactly what does it, but I will consult my physician and be sure to find out the answer that you seek. That's pretty much it. Prettymuchit. Muchit! Right...so...keep asking me your crazy questions, and I shall keep answering them. Adios!!