Plasmafunk! | Plasmafunkguy E-mails

I'm glad you're enjoying what we're doing here. I'm enjoying your grammatically correct e-mail. It's a pleasant surprise from some of the other e-mails that I've been getting. I definitely am digging the whole merchandise idea. I've been wanting to get a piece of that action for some time. Nothing says, "Happy Birthday," like a stuffed iguana with the Plasmafunk logo pasted across its chest. Unfortunately, we spent all of our website money ($25) on the new domain name. I still stand by that decision, yet, I don't think we have enough money right now to expand into selling merchandise. Plus, I'm lazy...and I'd have to make more web pages to do the whole merchandise thing. I'm not sure the reality tv show would work, either. I spend 5 hours a day just grooming all of my plasma. (I like to keep my skin nice and shiny.) My life would not be that fun to watch. Neal spends even more time than me just grooming his sideburns and braiding his chest hair. Luke doesn't groom at all, and nobody wants to see an ungroomed man. That's just an accident waiting to happen. So, in conclusion, I don't think anyone wants to watch what we do or don't do in our everyday lives. However, I am liking the whole movie idea. We might have to change the title, though. A movie named "Plasmafunk" sounds like some low-budget porno. The only thing that could sound more sexual is if we named the movie "Plasmafunkin' Around." Heh...plasmafunkin' around...I could go for some of that right now. Anyways...as far as a plot goes...hmmm...I guess they're really wouldn't be much of a plot. Like I've said many a time, we're pretty boring people. The first half of the movie would probably take place in the mall or something. It would be an hour of the audience listening to our thoughts as we made fun of people as they went by. The second half of the movie would involve us stealing little kids' shoes at some McDonald's Play Place and then selling them to a pawn shop. Sounds like a winning storyline if you ask me. I think K.C. and the Sunshine Band would definitely have to appear on our soundtrack. Also, every time I come on-screen I think we should play Jimi Hendrix's "Foxy Lady." Maybe play a little Marilyn Manson during the love scenes. I think that would work well. Honestly, I think I would make the most likely candidate to play my role in the movie. I know myself better than anyone, and I wouldn't even have to do any acting. It would just be me, being myself. Hmmm...me being myself. Maybe that's not such a great idea. I guess if I had to pick, I would want Danny Devito to play my role. Is that how you spell his name? Who cares. He's pretty funny looking. Plus, he'll have a little extra padding for all of the stunts. He's the most obvious choice. But, yeh...I'll definitely look into this movie idea. The merchandise dealy is sounding quite nice, too. Thanks for all the helpful suggestions. Everybody have a great day! Send me e-mails! I'm lonely! And horny! Bye!