p.s. plasmafunkguy-I like a man in tight orange pants...incredibly sexy I must say

Wow...we're on a roll. First we had a delighted reader, and now we have a (one) pleased reader.

Hey, pleased reader. I must say, I'm very glad that you're pleased. That's how we like to keep our readers here at Plasmafunk: very pleased. And lately, we really seem to be pleasing our readers. And with no false modesty, I must say that I, myself, am pleasing many of the readers of the female persuasion. Speaking of which, you may have noticed the pictures on the side here. There is an explanation. But first, I would like to ramble a little more. I'm glad I finally solved that woodchuck quandary for you. I thought I wrapped that e-mail up quite nicely. If that e-mail were a Christmas (or Chanukah...or Kwanzaa) present, it would have had super-nice wrapping paper and a huge bow on it. Yeh...so...it would have been wrapped up nicely. Anyways...I shall answer your questions now. (And explain the pictures.)

Yes, that is what I actually look like. As you can see, I put some pictures on the side there. It seems you're not the only one who likes my handsome features. By night, I run the craziness that is this website. But, by day, I am a very successful porn star. I have a whole line of videos titled, "Plasmaporn!" My personal favorites are "Plasmaporn 5!" and "Plasmaporn: The Plasma Finally Hits the Fan." That's one of my co-workers in the top picture. Her name is Genine and she's quite a nice lil girl. We had to disguise her identity for undisclosed reasons. I'm not exactly sure why we had to do that, especially since she "discloses" many things and "does" some crazy stuff on film for everyone in the world to see. Perhaps they didn't want us to "disclose" her "womany parts" without monetary payment. That's probably it.

Wow...I put a lot of quotation marks in that last paragraph. Anyways...The bottom picture is just me posing for one of the video covers. Unfortunately, my handsomest feature could not be shown on the website. (We couldn't get that cleared with PlasmaPorn Industries in time.) And, no, those abs aren't painted on. They're all Plasmafunkguy and they were sculpted from Pure Plasma Power! (patent pending)

Unfortunately, I don't give anyone my phone number, as I do have some very passionate fans. Don't get me wrong, I like passionate. I just don't like it when someone throws a "passionate" note tied to a rock through my window every second Tuesday of the month. (That wasn't cool, Sally.) Furthermore, it's a personal rule of mine not to give my phone number away to anyone who has a shrine dedicated to me. But, that's just me.

The Plasmafunk-O's have still not made it to the public just yet, so, I don't think I can be hooking you up with the Hypno-ring any time soon. However, I would really like to see your Cracker Jack prize collection. You should send a picture into the site and I can put it up. That would be really swell.

But, yeh...Plasmafunkguy is taken for the moment. Apparently the most beautiful girl in the world thought I was "hot." I think she's a little crazy, especially for thinking that, but, I really don't care. That's how I like it. Yep...so, I really appreciate the compliments and all, but I'm quite occupied with a certain lady at the present time.

Anyways, thank you much for the e-mail. I appreciate it as always, and please send me more. I can't really reciprocate the kisses, but I can give you three hugs. So...XXX!!

Ok, everybody else, have an awesome day! And send me e-mail! Now!!

P.S. I'm sorry you're single. But, I got some e-mails from "hot, Russian women" seeking "sexy, American men." I'm sure there are some "ugly, Russian men" seeking "average, American women," too. I'll be sure to forward those to you and hopefully you'll find the guy (or girl) of your dreams.