have a super duper week and just lemme know your thoughts on these questions.... OOOOOHHHHHHHH and................. YOU ROCK!! :)

Wow...did you know my last three e-mail responses (counting this one) have started with the word, "Wow"? Wow...that's impressive. We've been getting a lot of e-mails in shades of blue, too. I guess that's cool. I like blue. I like all colors, actually. Anyways...

Ok...everybody listen up. My name is Plasmafunkguy. Not plasmafunk guy. (There's no space in my name.) Not plasmaf***guy. (There are no obscenities in my name.) Not Plasma guy. (I think he's the mascot for those plasma-donating places.) Plasmafunkguy! Ok, everybody on the internet, repeat after me: Plasmafunkguy. Plasmafunkguy. Plasmafunkguy. Hey...that makes a nice little chant.

Anyways, sorry about that. I just like to be called by my name, ya know? Moving on...

Hey, (you didn't sign your name.)

I'm glad you make enjoying pizza a personal thing. Personally, I try not to make it personal. I try to emotionally distance myself from the pizza so I don't feel so bad when I eat it. If you make it too personal, soon you've named the pizza and built a little house in the yard for it. Kids tend to do this kinda thing a lot. It really seems to annoy the parents. So, my advice (for all you people who are about to eat pizza for the first time ever) is to not get acquainted with the pizza. It's a pizza, not a pet. So, eat it, don't pet it.

Let me think...the perfect pizza...hmm...I would have to say that it would have some sort of stuffed crust. Can we say that? Does Pizza Hut have some kinda of trademark on those words that I don't know about? Eh...who cares. Yeh, but it should definitely have a stuffed crust. You could put pretty much anything in there and it would be tasty. Maybe peanut butter. Or possibly some sort of cream. Preferably whipped. If you're tying to smite some enemies, you could deliver a poisonous, acid-stuffed crust pizza to their house. (I bet Pizza Hut doesn't have that one trademarked.) I gotta say, I've even used that one to smite a few enemies. (Off the record, of course.) No one can resist a free pizza, not even yours truly. I just hope no one reading this wants to kill me.

I think it should have sort of frosting and sprinkles on the top, too. It will be like a giant, stuffed crust pop-tart. They should put some sugar on the top, too, just for kicks. Yeh, they should totally do that. It needs to have mayonnaise and pickles on it as well. Sweet and sour pickles, not those nasty dill ones.

I think my pizza is still missing something though. Maybe we should spread a little plasma on top of it. That should do the trick. It'll give it that extra zing! Wait...I'm made of plasma. Does that make me a cannibal? Or is that someone who eats humans? I dunno. Hold on everybody. Let me look this up.

Ok, here we go. "An eater of the flesh of his own species." Well, I guess that settles it. I'm a cannibal. Who knew? On the bright side, I'm not cantankerous. Well, maybe a little.

But, as for the drink, I think I'm gonna have to go with Mountain Dew. It keeps me strong! I think we've mentioned them (the Mountain Dew people) many times here on the site. They should be paying us for advertising or something. Of course, I'm not sure if this is good press or bad press.

Yep...so that would be my perfect pizza. (and drink)

I'm glad you've realized that I rock, Mr. (or Mrs.) Idontsignmyname. If only everyone else would realize it. Yep, so thanks for the letter and you have a super duper week, too.

Everybody else, send me e-mail. Because I rock! And rockin' guys should get e-mail! Yep...so everybody have a good day and I'll keep on rockin' it up here at Plasmafunk.