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Ebay product reviews keep coming, and I'm here to offer you the most ludicrous product deals on the internet. Enjoy (again)!

$17.00
"I have almost a roll (46 coins) Canadian Silver Dimes in Mostly Gem Brilliant Uncirculated Mint State 63 Condition. At least 5 of each date 1960 - 1964 are in this roll. I threw in a couple of Centennial 1967 dimes that are A.U. condition."

46 times $.10 = $4.60 (Canadian, too, for God's sakes). Does it seem absurd to anyone else that you can sell money for more than they are worth just because no one ever used them? They never touched another human being or spent time in a cash register. It's the perfect gift for those germaphobes out there. Why? Why? Why? It's Canadian money. In America, all those coins would be worth like 9 cents. It's nuts, honestly.

$19.99
Welding Hats (?)

First, let me say that I have no idea how these help anyone weld. Secondly, I don't know why they are colored the way they are. Especially the camouflage. Are you trying to weld secretly in snow drifts while sneaking up on the enemy? I don't think that makes sense. And, man, that last one screams 1984. I think that I had that hat, actually. I think the one that would get a welder's ass kicked, though is the heart one. I mean, c'mon, would any man ever wear that. NO NO NO. Honestly, when I was shopping for welding supplies, I was expecting cool, manly helmets with that I could wear as sunglasses, but I found these. All too disappointing.

$157.50
"This work of art was created by the renowned artist Don Juan, maker of some of the most realistic shrunken head (Tsantsa) replicas in the world. Here is one of Don Juan's latest creations...a LIFE-SIZE mummified human head (a RARE item)! He acquired an anatomically correct skull from Germany and then built up muscle tissue structure over that (you can see veins and everything underneath the skin!). The skin of the head is animal skin. The weight of this head is pretty heavy. Comes with a very nice stand. Don't hesitate to contact me with any questions or comments! Email me if you need to see more pics of this head."

Creepy, but it makes for the perfect anniversary gift. Just add a little note saying something along the lines of "my mind's been on this evening for weeks" or "you really have a head for pleasing me." Is it more creepy that it looks like a dried up head, or is it more creepy that someone took the time to take a German skull and add animal parts to it to get to the dried up head look. I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Damn – and I was hoping for more dreams about Alyssa Milano.