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Jeff?s Big List O? Google Searches That Turn Up www.plasmafunk.com (Volume V)
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These are all real searches done by real people. The did these searches on various search engines (mostly Google) and ended up at our site after it came up as a result for their search. This is the fifth edition of such lists. Happy reading!

?top ten things you should never?
You should never?what? Tell me! I can?t stand the suspense!

?top ten things to do in a public bathroom?
I?m totally going to make this list. There?s an obvious demand for it.

?free the animals zoo?
I think this is hilarious. Could this be any more oxymoronic? Maybe that?s not the right word. Maybe I should take the ?oxy? part off and just leave it at that.

?fun things to do with your girlfriend?
I can think of a few things, if you know what I mean. Like bowling. Or maybe a picnic. Those would be fun things to do with your girlfriend.

?random things to do?
Like doing random, vague searches on the internet.

?pimp pictures?
I wonder if there?s a www.pimppictures.com.

?top ten conversation starters?
?Hello? is usually a good start.

?weird indiana laws?
Those crazy Indiana people are always making weird laws.

?ways to flunk?
You wouldn?t think someone attempting to flunk would put this much research into the topic.

?wire tape?
Finally, they?ve made a tape that?s sticky and bendy.

?conversation starters with your girlfriend?
If you need ideas for conversation starters with your girlfriend, perhaps you shouldn?t be dating each other.

?scan your ass?
Is that a dare?

?japan nonsense pictures engrish?
Speaking of nonsense?

?gumbi porn?
Ewww? (It seems I?m saying that more and more when I look through these searches.)

?stick figure fighting?
It sure doesn?t get any better than that.

?babara walters?
She is so cool. I totally want her to interview me.

?1990 chevy cavaliers in iowa?
Iowa Cavaliers are the coolest.

?male crotch bulge?
That sounds like a possible infection.

?how crazy am i??
I don?t know. You tell me.

?6 second ab machine?
In six seconds you will still have abs and they will still be flabby!

?plasmafunk monks?
It kinda rhymes. That?s why it?s so funny.

?pictures of people doing random things?
Like sweeping chimneys! And going grocery shopping!

?why is it illegal to eat oranges & bath in california?
Because California is stupid.

?stick figure hillbillies?
Are there any other kind?

?genuine chucky doll for sale?
What do they mean, ?genuine?? Do they want it to come to life and kill them? Do they want it that ?genuine??

?nicely titled mails?
I don?t even know how to make fun of this. It?s just funny.

?stick figure pee?
What about it?

?zericon?
Is that an actual word?

?how to make gummi?
I?d like to know how to make gummi, too.

?my girlfriend thinks my tractor's sexy?
No she doesn?t.

?plastic spools?
Plastic spools are cool!

?wine bottle lights?
Now I have an excuse to be an alcoholic: To keep my wine bottle business going!

?illegal to have sex with a virgin?
I bet a lot of people break this law.

?protestant work ethic catholic?
I have no idea what this person is searching for. Maybe a job. Maybe a religion. I just don?t know.

?how not impress a girl in the pub?
You not talk right to not impress a girl in the pub.

?million monkeys million typewriters?
million monkeys+million typewriters=million laughs

?hot hillbillies nude?
Hillbillies are hardly hot.

?i must have one of those?
So must I!

?woodchuck family?
Ummm?I got nothing. I just thought this was funny for some reason.

?people holding hands stencil?
I totally need that stencil.

?random crap quiz?
Oh no! A pop quiz on different types of crap!

?answer to peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. a peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked. if peter pipre picked a peck of pickled peppers where s the peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked??
I can?t believe you typed all of this out. You must be a loser or something. Or an incredibly fast typer. Or maybe you just copied and pasted like I did. I guess you?re not so lame after all.

?crack de luke?
Sounds like some fascinating foreign film that I should go see.

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