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Jeff?s Big List O? Google Searches That Turn Up www.plasmafunk.com (Volume VI)
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These are all real searches done by real people. The did these searches on various search engines (mostly Google) and ended up at our site after it came up as a result for their search. This is the sixth edition of such lists. Happy reading!

?how crazy am i?quiz?
It seems like there?s a lot of demand for sanity-determining test as of late.

?list all 50 states?
Is this another dare?

?what does kill bill mean??
The people that say, ?There are no stupid questions,? are wrong.

?how crazy am i?
No matter how many times you ask, I still don?t know.

?ask your neighbor?
Ask your own damn neighbor and leave mine alone!

?flunk out?
They should?ve changed the lyrics, ?Freak out!? to ?Flunk out!? The song would?ve been much cooler that way.

?google is crap?
Screw you, buddy! Google rocks! Oh wait?I think I may have done this search just to see what came up. Silly me.

?top ten reasons to brush teeth?
I can think of a few. I hear dentures aren?t as great as the denture adhesive commercials say they are.

?gnome mutilating?
Only in America.

?tim mcgraw nasty pictures?
Ok?you people need to stop doing these searches. You?re not going to find pictures of Tim McGraw naked. Get over it! Try looking for Garth Brooks or something and just give up.

?the age of consent is 16 but 12 if the girl is a virgin?
Who did this stupid search?

?real life scray pictures?
I wanna see a picture of a scray. It sounds like some sort of scary animal.

?ramdom crap?
Oh, we?ve got that. You can count on it!

?cow roller coaster?
Finally, a little entertainment for our bovine friends.

?top ten ugly people?
That sounds like a very amusing list. That would be very mean to make that list, though.

?things you should never say or do to a police officer?
What exactly are you wanting to ?do? to him?

?microwave fudge mix recipe?
Microwaves can make anything!

?top ten things to see in washington d.c?
I hear the Washington Monument is pretty cool.

?pictures of random girls?
I really wanna go on a date with the guy that did this search.

?what?s the difference between boys and girls??
I don?t even know where to start.

?top ten things to do in la on halloween?
The ?la? really makes the sentence flow, doesn?t it?

?drunken mess?
That could be so many things. I?m sure all of them would be very funny, too.

?pukin rally?
Who came up with the word, ?puke? anyways? It?s such an odd word.

?subterranean vehicle?
I played this Nintendo game with a subterranean vehicle in it once. It was pretty boring. But, you have to consider that it was the original Nintendo. That might have had something to do with the boredom I experienced.

?ways to freak your spouse?
Another funny one. I still don?t know what to say.

?ohio hot girls?
I just trimmed my fingernails earlier today. Pretty fascinating, huh?

?ten things girls like to be called?
I think ?snoogy lips? is pretty high on the list.

?free e-mail account nature?
Apparently, even Mother Nature is giving out free e-mail accounts.

?ways to annoy your parents and get your way?
Repeat. Always repeat.

?how does bill die in kill bill??
He doesn?t! But I wanted him to, so badly.

?toilet.papered.house?
I.refuse.to.use.spaces.I.can.only.use.periods.and.look.stupid.doing.it.

?ten things to do when your in a public bathroom?
This is a list I just have to make.

?nude stick figure fighting?
It?s the best entertainment on the web.

?pissatorium?
Urine place is also another widely used description of a bathroom.

?searchalot?
Search a lot or search a little: it doesn?t matter to me.

?pie charts on procrastination?
Finally, a pie chart I?m actually interested in.

?disgusting meal pictures?
This is making me hungry.

?garden gnome deaths?
Do you think there?s a garden gnome heaven?

?richard jeffries?
He must be my arch nemesis. (Cause, you know, my name is Jeffrey Richards.)

?ten things you should do?
You should start doing more specific searches.

?top and ten and reasons and to and visit and your and girlfriend?
Ok?let?s just try to ignore all the ?and?s and focus on the rest. I don?t understand why this is even a question. Well?here?s the answer: Because she?s your girlfriend!

?dog running with sausage?
That would be hilarious.

?wmt?
What does this stand for? Women mark territory? We might talk? Wang masking tape? Would someone please tell me already?

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