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Jeff?s Big List O? Google Searches That Turn Up www.plasmafunk.com (Volume VII)
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These are all real searches done by real people. The did these searches on various search engines (mostly Google) and ended up at our site after it came up as a result for their search. This is the seventh edition of such lists. Happy reading!

?hairstyles for people with crap hair?
My hair is made out of human excrement!

?picture of kid with crazy hair?
Why is everyone so fascinated with ?crazy hair?? Just go get a picture of Albert Einstein and be quiet about it.

?unless you re ugly?
You could be beautiful, unless you?re ugly.

?pictures of things buddhists people do?
Look at them! Oh my God, they're meditating!

?stick figures confused?
Stick figures confuse me, too.

?top things ask your girlfriend threesome?
This search is flawed somehow. I just can?t seem to put my finger on it, though.

?top ten girl pictures?
I?m going to be na?ve and assume this isn?t a search for porn.

?a poem about not wearing pants?
Sounds like a great topic for a poem if you ask me.

?guys with gelled hair?
That sentence has too many g?s, h?s, and l?s.

?drunk people giggle?
Drunk people cry, too.

?feelings about feelings?
Emotions are overrated.

?big pictures of geography crap?
I believe what this person is looking for is an atlas.

?krogering lyrics?
Let?s go Krogering!

?inside his ear?
It?s safe in there!

?cute stick figures?
All stick figures are cute.

?crystal clear pepsi?
What ever happened to that?

?pictures of girls eating sandwiches?
Seems you can find just about anything online.

?banana in my pants?
I don?t understand. Why would a person put a banana in their pants?

?ambalance?
It's like they combined ambulance and ambience. It's a winning combination!

?site?
Hey! We?ve got one of those!

?defacing sluts?
Umm?

?you think that am crazy?
I think that you am bad at grammar.

?pictures of skeletons holding hands?
It?s not as cute when skeletons do it.

?making a hacky sack yourself?
That sounds like a worthwhile project. Just think off all the money you'll save.

?pickely?
I would?ve spelled it, ?pickley?.

?hairstyles for people who don t want to mess with their hair?
If you don?t want to mess with your hair, why would you want a hairstyle? Furthermore, if you?re not messing with it, you can?t possibly be styling it.

?top ten household appliances?
I hear the microwave is up there.

?sex on the city?
I love putting random prepositions into phrases.

?top ten ways to get a girlfriend?
For starters, girls will think you?re a lot cooler if you stop doing internet searches for ?ways to get a girlfriend?. That?s just screaming uncool.

?how alantic ocean was named?
Very carefully.

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