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Jeff?s Big List O? Google Searches That Turn Up www.plasmafunk.com (Volume VIII)
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These are all real searches done by real people. The did these searches on various search engines (mostly Google) and ended up at our site after it came up as a result for their search. This is the eighth edition of such lists. Happy reading!

?pictures of spoons?
I don?t recall having any mention of spoons on our website. I guess I?m mistaken.

?how to annoy your teenager?
I?d hate to be that kid?s parents.

?buy plaid miniskirt?
Peer pressure is so awesome. I?m not sure if this person is a ?peer? or not. Either way, I think I?m gonna go buy that plaid miniskirt just cause he told me to.

?shania twain in roller skates?
I?d rather see her in roller blades, but that?s just me.

"pimp pictures ?porn"
Google can find anything!

?babara walters special?
Yes. Barbara Walters is special.

?ladies urinal?
It?s about time they made one.

?pictures of sandwiches?
You could just go into Subway and stare at the menu if you really wanted to.

?random disgusting hot girls pictures?
Would someone please tell me what a disgusting hot girl looks like? Is it like an ugly girl with a fever or what?

?top ten signs you are not graduating?
This is a search you hope you never have to do.

?speedos swim suits?
May I suggest www.speedo.com?

?is santa claus fake?or is he a real spirit?
Is this search real? Or is it a fake?

?ten things a wife should do?
I could make some very sexist comments here. However, I?m not going to do that. Cause women are pretty cool, if you ask me.

?fabio gets hit by goose?
Ok?a friend finally explained this one to me. Apparently Fabio got hit by a goose when he was riding a roller coaster. I guess I should?ve figured that out when I saw all the searches. It seemed to far fetched, though.

?what?s the difference between boys and girls parents?
Uh?

?random crap that sounds funny when you say it?
Cramabafab!

?ten things not to say to your girlfriends parents?
I?m going to make this list.

?christmas makes me feel warm and fuzzy?
Me, too!

?delivery-hell?
I?d hate to have to make a pizza delivery to hell.

?nintendo pie charts?
I wonder if there?s a recipe for Nintendo pie.

?jingle bells all the way snowman all the funny?
Plasmafunk has all the funny you need.

?nail clippers uses of?
I?m guessing the top use would be for clipping nails.

?prolonged spankings for adults?
This is a fantastic idea!

?how to build a blanket fort?
If you can?t figure it out on your own, you shouldn?t be making one.

?strippers porn?
Porn for strippers? I guess strippers like porn, too. I never thought about it, I guess.

?what goes through a girl?s mind?
I can?t be funny without offending all women. I?ll just skip this one.

?have you lost the christmas spirit?
No, but I have lost that loving feeling.

?you were born in 1984?
How did you know?

?what do you say at chanukah?
I?m not Jewish, but I?m guessing you might something along the lines of, ?Happy Chanukah!?

?butch girls?
Butch girls are cool?.I guess?.Maybe.

?girls eating crap?
That?s disgusting.

?stick figure guy girl?
A hermaphroditic stick figure?

?who are you calling boy?
Yeh?Who are you calling boy?

?top ten boobies?
This is funny.

?einstein picture with hair all crazy?
That Einstein. He was so crazy.

?colorful wavy font?
Colorful and wavy? That?s unheard of!

?scrubbing bubbles illegal use?
I wasn?t aware that it was illegal to use scrubbing bubbles.

?canadian welding ass?
Another nonsensical, humorous search.

?how much flesh does one have to eat to be a cannibal??
I think any amount of human flesh you consume would qualify you as a cannibal.

?folding money origami suit pants?
I want a pair of those pants!

?pictures that make you say awww?
This sounds like a spin-off of the song, ?Things That Make You Go Hmmm.?

?i stopped my rambling i don t do too much gambling these days?
Why do lyrics from a song by Nico turn up as a search result for Plasmafunk?

?weird places to shave on women?
The dining room would be a weird place to shave a woman. It would be a weird place to shave a man, too.

?armpits without shaving european?
I?ve said it once and I?ll say it again: Ewww!

?abmany?
Anbamy!

?fabio lonely housewives?
Fabio preys on lonely housewives, I hear.

?guys are sad lame pick up lines?
I?m so sad, I often cry myself to sleep. I?m not sure what that has to do with pick up lines, though.

?fkjljf?
Plasmafunk is the only search result that comes up when you do this search. That is so awesome!

?you're crazy sound effect?
I didn't know they had a sound effect for that.

?police officer costume adult women?
Somebody's planning for a kinky Halloween.

?top ten reasons to procrastinate?
I can think of a few hundred.

?pie charts giraffes?
They really do need more pie charts relating to giraffes.

?six/schmuck?
Schmuck?that?s a funny word.

?non-nude cute guy pictures?
What's the point?

?nice girls pictures?
I like pictures of nice girls, too. However, I don't like pictures of mean girls.)

?kids vandalize?
And how!

?pictures of people urinating? and ?urinal action?
That is just sick.

?dj lukie b?
I think, ?Lukie B., the DJ? sounds better.

?jimmy-johny?
I'm gonna name my kid that.

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