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Jeff?s Big List O? Google Searches That Turn Up www.plasmafunk.com (Volume IX)
-jeffrey

These are all real searches done by real people. The did these searches on various search engines (mostly Google) and ended up at our site after it came up as a result for their search. This is the ninth edition of such lists. Happy reading!

?top ten things to say?
I?d really like to know the top ten things I should be saying, too.

?kids embarrassing nude swimming moments?
Let us bask in, what could be, the most humiliating moment of their childhood.

?steve irwin's baby boy,? ?steve irwin's new baby boy? and ?steve irwin's dad?
I think someone has a secret admirer. Or a stalker...

?beads demand?
They sure do.

?what do parents say about strippers?
What do the moms say, or what do the dads say?

?deathes pictures?
Whatever?

?elf ship picture?
They have ships for elves now?

?police spankings?
I think this is a nice way of saying, ?police brutality.?

?ellijah wood surfing?
Are they trying to look for Ellijah Wood, surfing? Or are they looking for Ellijah, wood surfing? (Keep in mind, I have no idea what wood surfing is.)

?caramel apple sucker?
I love those things.

?what sort of mental illness do you have quiz?
I wanna take that quiz!

?ten ways to jack off?
This is both hilarious and disgusting at the same time. The search result that comes up is our ?Top Ten Ways To Mess With People?s Minds? list and contains no information about jacking off, in case anyone was wondering. Also, the Minnesota Vikings? website comes up as a result, before Plasmafunk does. I thought that was very funny. I just realized that a Google ad came up for www.themasturbationsite.com. So funny!

?pictures of human crap?
Who is doing these sick searches?

?animated stick figure porn?
I can?t believe it. It just keeps getting worse. These people need to receive some spankings from the police.

?skeletons and hands and pictures?
Finally, all three have come together to form a wonderful combination!

?smartest thing to say to a girl?
The smartest thing you can probably say to a girl is nothing at all.

?ohio hilljacks?
Hilljack? What?s a hilljack? I?m obviously not up on my slang.

?earthlink-peoplepc-wssynd?
I guess the dictionary people finally made ?wssynd? a word.

?made in taiwan bullet proof vests?
I wouldn?t trust any bulletproof vests made in the U.S.A.

?women love fast?
Women no love slow.

?pictures of mean monks?
Why stop there? Why not search for mean, miserable monks?

?too much bootylicious?
You can never be too bootylicious.

?who makes the snowman in a charlie brown christmas?
Probably an animator.

?pimpin pick up lines to say to girls?
Since when do girls like pick up lines that have anything to do with ?pimpin??

?koala meat?
Mmm?mmm?good.

?jolt cola comparison graphs?
Eh?whatever.

?top ten reasons to swim?
It beats drowning?

?pictures of real sandwiches that you eat?
No more pictures of fake sandwiches that you can?t eat for me!

?pictures of random pretty things?
Awww?it?s a random, pretty thing.

?hallucinate sounds?
If I were to hallucinate sounds, I would try to hallucinate a soundtrack for my life.

?lord of the rings - where did frodo sail to??
I have no clue. Just like everyone else in the movie theater.

?random things to do before you die?
Live more.

?fake kroger plus card?
I wish I knew someone who got arrested for making fake Kroger plus cards.

?crazy cracker porn videos?
Funny stuff?

?pictures of police doing searches?
Oh, look! Now they?re doing a search on Google!

?roller coaster spoons?
Finally?now I can eat ice cream and ride a roller coaster at the same time.

?top ten reasons to vandalize?
It?ll make you feel like a big man.

?any random wood crap to make?
Whittling is so much fun.

?return of king movie homoeroticism?
It was so rampant in that movie; it?s not even funny.

?send and recieve e-mails from any e-mail address?
Amazing!

?one tooth southern hillbillies?
Those are the best kind.

?things to say to impress?
I don?t wear diapers any more!

?shoot the sherbert to me herbert?
I don?t care how many times I hear that phrase; it?s still funny.

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