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I Wish The States Had Asked Me to Design Those Quarters
-luke

Man, I wish a couple of the states had asked me to design some of those quarters. I have great ideas for them. How about one that sucks "Suck it, Wyoming" or "What the hell do you think you're doing, Viginia?"? I really like the idea for one that says "No Cash Value." Or maybe one that says "Nevada - No Fat Chicks: E Pluribus Unum"? I think that one would be so much better than what they have right now. What's the deal with "Connecticut: We've got a big tree that isn't there anymore"? That's just sad, really. Louisiana's isn't much better ? "We were bigger originally." Or Vermont's "We've got Syrup." Wouldn't it be so much better if Vermont's quarter said something like "Good for One Car Wash"? What about "Token: Chuck E Cheese's"? Our states have really lost their creativity. It's sad.