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These are all real searches done by real people. The did these searches on various search engines (mostly Google) and ended up at our site after it came up as a result for their search. Happy reading!

?gargoyle pictures?
For some reason this is the Google Search that the most people have typed in and stumbled across our site because of it. Curious. Very curious.

?www.plasmafunk.com?
You mean if you type in ?www.plasmafunk.com?, www.plasmafunk.com comes up as a result? That?s amazing!

?Kwanzaaman?
Whenever you type this search into Google, it always asks if you mean ?kwanzan.? Turns out it doesn?t have anything to do with Kwanzaa at all: ?The Kwanzan cherry tree is the showiest of all Japanese trees.? Wow?I feel so much smarter now.

?slang from the 30 s?
I?m really glad that Plasmafunk is an internet authority on slang from the 30?s.

?unintentional comedy hall of fame?
I have no clue.

?snorting nodoz?
The best part about this search is the actual phrase that comes up as a result from Plasmafunk is ?I think I also attempted snorting Mountain Dew. ... Mix Mountain Dew, coffee, crushed NoDoz pills, 10 spoons of sugar, and Jolt Cola in a blender.?

?pimp juice pictures?
Man?some people are doing some pretty nasty searches.

?how to hide a camera in the bathroom?
How many times do I have to tell people? That Top Ten list was a joke!

?who named the biggest ocean atlantic ??
Who did this stupid search ? That?s what I wanna know. Do people really not know which ocean is the biggest? What is the world coming to?

?porn star?
I?m proud of this one.

?buddhists monks?
I?m sure people trying to learn about buddhists monks are sadly disappointed when they end up at www.plasmafunk.com.

?male crotch bulge? and/or ?tim mcgraw bulge?
What kinda people are looking at our site?

?gopher pictures?
Look! It?s a woodchuck!

?gumbi pictures?
www.plasmafunk.com has no pictures of Gumbi. We apologize. We?ll work on changing that in the furture.

?dancing skeleton pictures?
They don?t want a picture of just a standing skeleton. Oh no! They want a freakin? dancing skeleton.

?tsantsa shrunken head?
What in the hell?

?top ten things to do?
I?m really glad people are coming to www.plasmafunk.com when they?re bored and in search of suggestions for random things to do.

?gnome violence?
Gnomes should be the objects of very brutal violence. It just makes sense.

?shark attack pictures?
It?s a shark attack! Shark attack! On the beach! (Sung to the tune of ?Maniac?)

?how much wood can a wood chucker chuck?
I think Plasmafunkguy answered this question quite adequately in one of his many e-mails. I?m glad Plasmafunk comes up for that search. We probably have the best answer on the web for that question.

"crazy teenage hairstyles"
Whoa...we here at Plasmafunk have some pretty crazy hairstyles. Actually, I don't even comb my hair or put gel in it. Is that considered a hairstyle? I think I'm just generally unkempt.

"its illegal pigs have sex on airport"
Ok...I don't know what "it" is, but it seems to be owning some illegal pigs here. And apparently they're not having sex in the airport, they're having sex on the airport.

"camouflage welding helmets"
Now the other welders won't be able to see me.

"how to annoy your girlfriend"
I don't know who did this search, but I sure as hell feel sorry for his poor girlfriend.

"ways to get high on marajuana"
Well, I think this is a good way to end this list. No, I don't mean getting high on marajuana. I mean using this interesting search for the end of our list. Anyways...

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