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These are all real searches done by real people. The did these searches on various search engines (mostly Google) and ended up at our site after it came up as a result for their search. This is the second edition of such lists. Happy reading!

?all states that touch the alantic ocean?
Ewwww...why did they have to say "touch?" It sounds like some sort of sexual harassment case in the making. That or a really bad porno/geographic educational video. From now on, search with the word "border," not "touch". Geez people.

?tattoos of the st louis arch?
Why the hell would you want a tattoo of the St. Louis Arch? And where would you find such a thing? What self-respecting tattoo artist would put that on anyone?s body? Tattoos are supposed to be cool, not full of U.S. landmarks.

"the very first skateboard"
I wanna meet the guy who does the search for ?the very second skateboard?.

"lip sync problems with plasma tv"
I?ve had some trouble lip-syncing with my plasma tv, too. I can never sing along perfectly with the people on there. I guess I?m not the only one.

"hallmark card for breast implants"
They really do need a card for that. This is the best idea I think I?ve heard all week. Kudos to the guy (I?m guessing a girl didn?t do this search) who did this search.

"snow white and seven dwarves pictures"
Holy cow! I did this search. Plasmafunk doesn't come up on Google until the 26th page of results. I wonder if the person who did this search knew they could've just done an image search and found what they wanted on the first page. Come to think of it, why did I continue searching for Plasmafunk, too? I have way too much time on my hands.

"voicemail recording seinfield"
It?s Seinfeld, fool! Not Seinfield! Get it right. You make it sound like there?s a farmer in Iowa growing a crop of ?Slow children? signs.

"things you should never say to a police officer"
Whoever did this search is trying way too hard to get into trouble. This person should really reevaluate their priorities in life.

"fabio goose rollercoaster"
What the hell? Did I miss something?

"fabio hit in the face with a goose rollercoaster"
Oh. Well this clears it up a little more. He got hit in the face with the goose roller coaster. I?m still not sure what a ?goose roller coaster? is. It sounds kinda fun. And seeing Fabio get hit in the face seems quite comical, too.

"chevy 1990 cavalier gets girls"
No! Chevy Cavaliers don?t get girls! Everyone is so confused. C?mon, people, let?s get our facts straight.

"ghost in a bottle auction"
Sigh?Who does these searches? Actually, what I really wanna know is if anyone purchased this ?ghost? in the bottle. If I ever meet that person, I will slap him or her upside the head on behalf of everyone here at Plasmafunk.

"moth in ear"
I had a moth in my ear once. I think I wrote an article about it. Man, that sure made me feel stupid.

"gender test" and "gendertest"
Apparently the person who did this search didn?t think they got enough search results with ?gender test,? so they left out the space in order to get better results. Now that?s a smart searcher!

"flapping ear"
This just makes me laugh. It?s so funny and stupid at the same time. I don?t know what else to say.

"storm trooper body armor for sale"
I wish I had storm trooper armor. I would be so cool then.

"orange bathtub california law"
Hmmm?I can only guess what this law is. You must not be allowed to have a bathtub that is colored anything but white or pink. Or maybe you can?t fill a bathtub with oranges and bathe in it.

"weird ridiculous laws ohio"
Yeh?Ohio is always trying to screw ya!

"surplus razor wire"
You should definitely stay away from the person who did this search. They sound like bad news.

"few things are more depressing than a stripper with no self-confidence"
This is so true.

"aventura pictures"
Presenting: the Spanish/English web search. Better known as the Spanglish search.

"top ten funniest websites"
We came up as a result for this search? Something must be wrong.

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