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Jeff?s Big List O? Google Searches That Turn Up www.plasmafunk.com (Volume III)
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These are all real searches done by real people. The did these searches on various search engines (mostly Google) and ended up at our site after it came up as a result for their search. This is the third edition of such lists. Happy reading!

?hire a oompa loompa?
If Willy Wonka can do it, so can you!

?huge boucy breasts?
This just makes me smile. I?m not sure what I mean by that, but I?ll let you decide. What I really want to know is, why no ?n??

?bodily fluids 2?
The stunning conclusion to Bodily Fluids 1!!!!

?lines to impress a girl?
Which will impress a girl more: diagonal or straight?

?how to kidnap a midget?
We should really start doing ?how to? articles that tell how to do this stuff.

?cnn?
They?re looking for CNN and they think our website is the site they?re looking for? What is wrong with this person?

?trouble with foot arch?
Podiatry by Plasmafunk. That?s the best idea I?ve heard all day.

?male thought process?
I think this one goes right along with the ?huge bouncy breasts? search.

?suessical book?
Sorry. I?ve got nothing.

?holy calamity scream insanity lyrics?
DJ shadow is the bestest DJ in the world. Fo? Sho.

?can t go roller skating in a buffalo herd?
This is so true.

?protestant guilt?
mmm?religiously affiliated guilt.

?sugar ways to get high?
I think a more coherent search would?ve been, ?ways to get high on sugar?. But, that?s just me.

?what a girl can say to impress a guy about cars?
I can?t think of any comments for this one. I still think it?s a funny search, though.

?fabio hit by goose?
Ok?I?m learning more and more every time I make these lists. Apparently he was hit by a goose. That clears things up a little.

?fabio hit in face by goose?
Oh?he was hit in the face. It?s all starting to come together now.

?fabio goose video?
Ooooo?there?s some sort of video of this. That?s cool. Maybe I should actually do this search so I know what the hell all these people are talking about.

?m. t rushmore cool facts?
Who is T Rushmore?

?i m calling all girls?
You sure are, buddy.

?top ten things?
That?s a pretty vague search.

?http //www.plasmafunk.com/topten/topten8.htm?
And this is an overly specific search. What did the person think was going to come up as a search result? Geez?

?stupid kentucky laws?
Aren?t all laws from Kentucky stupid?

?stupidest website ever?
It?s finally official. I knew this day would come.

?how to impress a girl you never seen?
The best way to do this is to tell her that you?re really good looking. She not gonna know you?re lying. She?s never even seen you.

?pimped out women?
I wish my woman was pimped out. Wait?.I don?t even have a woman to pimp out. Oh well. When I get one, I?ll be sure to pimp her out.

?pictures of people after shark attack?
Ugh?That?s one messed up search.

?carmen sandiego double trouble?
Carmen Sandiego is a lot of trouble. I?m not sure if she?s double trouble, though. Maybe just trouble and a half.

?something in the bottle?
This will most likely be Coke or Pepsi.

?alabama shaving law?
I can only imagine what this is?

?wowsers?
Wowsers! This is an awesome search!

?where can i sign up to recieve spam?
Hahahahaha?I think this is hilarious. However, spam is not a laughing matter.

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