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Jeff?s Big List O? Google Searches That Turn Up www.plasmafunk.com (Volume IV)
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These are all real searches done by real people. The did these searches on various search engines (mostly Google) and ended up at our site after it came up as a result for their search. This is the fourth edition of such lists. Happy reading!

?hypno glasses?
Man, I gotta get a pair of those.

?fun things to do during a blackout?
I know one thing you can do during a blackout: Make a Top Ten list about it.

?my body is a temple nude?
My body is sexy nude.

?random rollercoaster?
Since when did searches become so vague? What is the point of this search?

?do i think you?re crazy? yes!?
I think whoever did this search is crazy.

?pictures of a dancing skeleton?
You can never have too many pictures of dancing skeletons. That?s a fact.

?ear doctors?
Is Google really the best place to be searching for a qualified ear doctor?

?when hillbillies get mad?
When hillbillies get mad, bad stuff happens. Like?really bad stuff. Seriously.

?i learned it by watching you dad?
That?s the best anti-drug commercial ever. The egg one is a close second, though.

?stick figure fighting animations with no blood?
No blood? What?s the point?

?crazy hairstyles?
17 people did this search and found our site. What?s the deal? If you want crazy hair, just mess it up. This isn?t hard to figure out, people.

?random things to do to people?
Give them roses! Or candy!!!

?stick figure holding hands?
Awww?that?s so cute. We?re thinking about making a Plasmafunk T-shirt with that on it. And it would say: ?True love: www.plasmafunk.com.? But, we don?t have any money to make T-shirts right now. Maybe in the future!!

?hacky sack naked nude?
Just be careful what sack you?re kicking at.

?connecticut walk across the street on your hands?
Is this person trying to tell Connecticut to walk on its hands? If the person is, they left out a comma.

?stealing napkins?
Napkins are so expensive nowadays. You just have to steal them once in a while.

?make a top ten list?
I think I will.

?how to tickles a girl's fancy?
This is just funny. I think I?ll do this search sometime. It sounds like a worthwhile activity.

?roller skating with buffalo herd?
This is the second search like this that has been performed and resulted in our website. What?s the deal? What does it even mean?

?30 stick figures?
I need exactly 30 stick figures. Not 20. Not 40. 30!!

?teenage romping?
This has nothing to do with teenage romping, but I?m listening to the song, ?Monster Mash? right now. It?s quite good. You should give it a listen sometime.

?ten things you should never say?
That?s a pretty broad list. It sounds like a fun list to make. I?ll just replace ?ten? with ?one hundred? or something like that.

?messing with someone?s mind?
That?s mean.

?lockedge adjustable stencil?
Does anyone know what this is? Furthermore, why did our site come up as a result? When have we ever mentioned adjustable stencils?

?how much wood would a wood chucker chuck if a would chucker could chuck wood?
This sentence is so flawed. This person misspelled ?wood? as ?would? and typed ?would? instead of ?could?. They also left out a question mark. It should be a ?woodchuck?, too. Not a ?wood chucker". Oh?they?re missing a comma in the middle, as well. This is a travesty of a search.

?picture of pimp juice?
Ewww?this search is nasty.

?girlfriend flirts with other guys?
That?s quite the predicament.

?deathes by sleeping?
I don?t think you can die by sleeping. You can die in your sleep. And you can go crazy from insomnia. But, I don?t think you can die from just sleeping.

?elvish fashion?
Plasmafunk is your place to find out what?s hot and new in the fashion of elves.

?things you should know girlfriend?
This search is pointless, girlfriend. (You gotta say it with the whole ?valley girl? accent.)

?ninjas pee pee?
Yes they do.

?mountain dew hallucinate?
I wish Mountain Dew made you hallucinate. That would make my life so much more interesting.

?name of someone who eats humans?
Bob Smith

?remedial classes for geography?
What do you need classes for? Go buy an atlas!!

?pics or pictures or photos or gallery tim mcgraw crotch?
Wow. This person knows what they?re searching for.

?sweet release that only death can bring?
I can?t believe Luke talked me into putting that into a Top Ten list. Now we?ve got weirdos looking at our site.

?scanning body parts?
I knew I bought that scanner for something.

?shrunken coins on ebay?
You can use them in shrunken vending machines!!

?molemen underground society?
Why not call them manmoles? I like that name much more.

?springfield ohio hot girls?
Springfield, Ohio has hot girls? Where? (I kid. I kid. I?m sure the girls in Springfield are just as hot as the girls in any other town.)

?kroger-plus-card suck?
The last time I went shopping, I saved $14.70 with my Kroger Plus card.

?scientific why people headbang?
I really don?t think there?s anything scientific about it.

?pictures of empty cheez wiz bottles?
I?m amused and confused at the same time.

?picture of a pickle?
I?m not sure why I put this search up here. It?s not that funny. I don?t even like pickles.

?sleep deprivation fun hallucinations journal?
I think I?ve done this search before. You?ll find some interesting things if you do it.

?real storm trooper armor for sale?
Not like that fake storm trooper armor.

?i have a 3 inch penis?
Hmm?I?ll take his word for it.

?scray stuff?
Having a three inch penis is pretty scary.

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