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From: *****@bigpond.com
To: Plasmafunkguy
Subject: URGENT ATTENTION,

URGENT ATTENTION,

I know you will be surprised to read from me, but please consider this letter as a request from a family in dare need of assistance.

I got your address in my deliberate search for an assistance from a foreign partner who will sincerely and judiciously manage the funds and confidence i am due to entrust on you.

First, I must introduce myself, I am Mrs. Danla Chile from Cote D'ivoire. I am the wife of late Brigadier Badou Chile, My husband was a Brigadier in charge of arms ammunitions procurement in the Cote D'ivoire army. In his "Will?, he specifically drew my attention to US$45 Million which he deposited in a safe vault of a private Security Company in Accra Democratic Republic of Ghana, Africa, as a treasure boxes, fully documented in our first son's name(Mr. Kenneth Chile).

IN FACT MY HUSBAND SAID AND I QUOTE: "My beloved son, I wish to draw your attention to US$45 million (forty five Million United States Dollars). I deposited the box containing the fund in a private Security Company in Accra Ghana. Before the coup d'etat that took place in our country, I was very dedicated and committed to be promoted to the post of personal assistance to the president until when I found out that senior army officers and top government functionaries were busy helping themselves With government funds and properties and sending them to foreign countries.

Due to this when I was assigned by the President (President Henry Konan BEDIE) to purchase arms from South Africa, I saw this as a golden opportunity and diverted the fund for my personal use.

In case of my absence by act of God or result of death only, you should solicit for the transfer of the fund out of this shore for investment purposes.

Dear sir, from the above, you will understand that the lives and future of my family depends on this fund and it will be my utmost desire to fulfill the desire and aspiration of my lovely husband, as such I will be grateful if you can assist my son who is in Ghana for now as an asylum seeker. Due to unstable economic and political situation in Ghana and Africa at large i can not invest this funds in Ghana, hence my contact to you, am prepared to offer you 20% of the total fund as compensation to enable you facilitate the movement of this fund to your country, investment and judicious management of the funds for and un behalf of my family and my son, while 80% will be for my son and family.

Finally, modalities on how the transfer will be done will be conveyed to you once we have established trust and confidence between our selves. Please treat this matter as very urgent.

I await your urgent response. Cheers and God bless you. Sincerely

MRS DANLA CHILE

From: Plasmafunkguy To: *****@bigpond.com Subject: re: URGENT ATTENTION,

Mrs. Danla Chile:

I am so sorry to hear of your present situation. You seriously sound in dire need of help. Fortunately, you’ve come to the right person. I am quite famous for solving people’s problems. However, these stolen funds do pose a moral dilemma for me. But, as they say, everyone has a price. Mine is…ummmm….what’s 20% of 45 million dollars? Nevermind that. It’s well above my price.

It comes as good news that this money is already in U.S. dollars. Converting different currencies can often be a pain. I have several accounts in which you could transfer these funds. You could also mail me your ATM card and pin number and I could withdraw your cash and safely deposit it among my many accounts. Do you have ATM machines over there? There’s about one every two blocks over here in the United States.

If you desired, I could also hide the money in my mattress at home. No one will ever check the inside of my mattress. I’ve often found that a little cash provides excellent back support, also.

As you can see, there are limitless possibilities to transfer/hide these funds. I’m more than willing to aid you in any process that you deem fit to protect these funds. Also, please tell your son, “Hi,” for me.

I’m certain I can soon gain your trust and you will soon discover that I am an excellent candidate for this most important job. I hope to hear from you soon.

Best of Luck,
Plasmafunkguy

P.S. How do you pronounce Cote D’ivoire? Could you type out a phonetic spelling of the country the next time you e-mail me? That would be most appreciated. I’m always trying to learn new things!