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From: **********@wow-huge.com>
To: Jeffrey
Subject: It don't take a genius to biggee a peniss

Wouldn't you kill to be bigger?

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From: Jeffrey
To: **********@wow-huge.com
Subject: re: It don't take a genius to biggee a peniss

Firstly, I must say, I’m really excited about this product. There’s finally a site out there that’s offering me the penis I’ve always wanted. To answer your first question, yes, I would kill another man to get a bigger penis. My plan was to kill a man with a larger penis than mine, put his penis in some ice, and then take it to the hospital to have them surgically attach it to me. Fortunately for that man’s penis, I no longer have to resort to such brutal violence because of your miraculous product.

My first question is this: What do you mean by “pinky”? Secondly, how big is this Mac truck? Are we talking like one of those children’s toys, or the real thing? Speaking of vehicles, I was wondering if it would be possible to put this Nitrous in my car. It could really give my car the kick it needs.

I just totally asked my girlfriend and/or wife if she wishes I had a bigger penis and she totally gave me the “size doesn't matter, sweetie” line. Now I know better. biggerISbetter!

Now I can finally unzip my pants in front of my girlfriend and/or wife without hearing uncontrollable giggling. Plus, with an extra two inchess, I’ll never be in trouble with my girlfriend and/or wife again. I’ll just whip out a rose and then whip out my manhood. I’m sure my girlfriend and/or wife wants two hours of mind numbing sex. She even put it on her birthday list last year. With Nitrous, I can give her orgazms with a “z” and not just a boring old “s”. I’ve always been worried that she’d leave me due to my numerous less than desirable qualities. But once I get another two inchess on my side, she’ll never threaten to leave me again.

My eyes are finally opened. I never knew that five inches wasn’t enough to satisfy. I stupidly assumed that humans (men specifically) were made with penises large enough to satisfy a woman. I figured if my lungs, kidneys, and heart where all big enough to do the job, my penis was, too. How wrong I was! I was a fool to not doubt the length of my penis.

I can’t wait to try this stuff. I can’t possibly see any problems that might occur by using “herbal” medicine to alter the size and shape of my penis. I’m really looking forward to the “SHAZAAAAM” which I will undoubtedly experience. Thank you so much for telling me about this amazing product. You have my undying affection.

Soon my life will be complete.

Sincerely,
Jeffrey

P.S. That tornado under the sheets thing was an awesome metaphor! Somebody obviously took the advanced writing classes in college. Go you!