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From: ***********@dauntinglovelife.com
To: Jeffrey
Subject: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 04:43:56 -0500

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 12:38:56 +0300

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Wed, 18 Feb 2004 11:43:56 +0200 jzplnfjso55791992388

From: Jeffrey
To: ***********@dauntinglovelife.com
Subject: re: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 04:43:56 –0500

I must say that I’m very interested in this “REAL” highly credited college degree that you’re offering me. However, I wanted to ask a few questions before I embarked upon my journey of educational enlightenment. Firstly, when you say, “highly credited,” how highly credited are we talking about? Like, movie-credits-long credited? Or like just a few lines of credits? Or are we talking credit card credit? I could really use some of that last one. Who knew you could spend $20,000 in one mall? Not me!

Also, how much flexibility do I have on the degree I choose? Could I get my doctorate in awesomeness? I have a lot of life experience in being awesome. I could probably even get that degree in less than 20 days, as opposed to your recommended 30 days. Would I be allowed to change the name that appeared on my Ph.D.? Could it say, “Dr. Handsome, expert on awesomeness”? If possible, I would also like to capitalize all the letters so they’ll really stand out when I frame it on my wall.

I’m really excited about this new prospect of easy learning. I can finally get my dream job despite my years of slacking and stupidity. There aren’t any classes or books involved either. I’m on easy street! I just hope my new employer doesn’t ask me to do any of the things that my degree implies that I can do.

Hopefully I will hear from you soon and you can answer my questions. Then I can speak with one of your “reresentatives” 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Thank you for presenting me with this opportunity that is so good that it must be true.

Sincerely,
Jeffrey

P.S. Unfortunately, I can not recall what I was doing Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 4:43 minus five hundred. I will try to remember and get back to you.